Stacy Fakename
CEO
Is a person with a definitely real name.
Why our products are the best
all products have been thourghly tested and are not real so they have the luxury of not being effected by the economies need to product things cheaply
Responsive
The products may not be real, but your imagination is so they are able to be effected by your thoughts in real time. how responsive can a product be!
Quality
They are as good as you think they are. so they are quite literally the best quality you can think of.
Secure
They are security in your head so that means unless telepaths exists they are 100% secure.
Norman Hughmann
CFO
Just a little guy
Berry Richmond
Founder
your leader, my leader, every ones leader. which he needs
Olive Perrson
COO
makes fantastic coffee and biscuits
